6.8% ABV
Commitment Issues IPA
Hazy IPA
Tropical. Bitter. Can't decide which. Finishes with the energy of someone who wants to leave but keeps talking. You'll have another.
Beer Made by People Who've Had Too Much Beer.
What happens when you give brewers too much creative control and not enough supervision.
Once upon a barstool, there were beers. Plenty of beers. Good ones, bad ones, and the ones you choke down just to humor your buddy who swears it's "an acquired taste." And then there was us — the ones who looked at the rulebook and thought: "This would make a great coaster."
See What We MadePhilosophy
Look, Anyone Can Make Beer.
You throw some grain in water, add some hops, introduce some yeast, and eventually something happens. Whether that something is good is, technically, optional. Most breweries at this point pivot to branding. We pivoted to a fourth experimental batch.
The result is a lineup of beers that we're genuinely proud of, in the way that a parent is proud of a child who keeps making interesting choices. You might love them. You might not. We'll be over here either way.
4
Experimental batches before we stopped counting
1
Rulebook. Currently being used as a coaster.
0
Supervisors. We checked.
The Lineup
What We've Done.
These are real beers with real names that we genuinely stand behind. Mostly.
9.2% ABV
Wednesday Energy Stout
Imperial Stout
Dark, heavy, and surprisingly competent given the circumstances. Best consumed at a bar where nobody knows you're having a rough week.
5.4% ABV
My Therapist's Problem Saison
Belgian Saison
Light. Effervescent. Subtly convinced it has unresolved childhood issues it hasn't processed yet. Pairs well with someone who will listen.
4.9% ABV
Schrödinger's Pilsner
Czech Pilsner
Classic. Clean. Exists in a superposition of "completely normal beer" and "the best pilsner you've ever had" until you open it. We can't explain this further without spoiling it.
Where We Are
We're Around.
We don't have a taproom yet. We have a garage, an ongoing conversation with the city about zoning, and four people who are committed to making this work. In the meantime, we're available at three bars in the city that were willing to take a chance on us, and at whatever this website eventually points you toward.
On Tap
Three bars. They know who they are. Ask your bartender. If they look confused, leave.
Online Orders
We ship. It arrives in a box. The box looks normal. What's inside is not. In a good way.
Events
We show up places occasionally. Check back. We'll update this when we figure out what events we're doing.
Word on the Street
Things People Have Said.
I ordered the Wednesday Energy Stout on a Tuesday. I feel like that says something about where I am right now.
My buddy said the Commitment Issues IPA was "not for everyone." He was right. I've had six.
Served this at my wedding. My wife hasn't mentioned it. That's a win.
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