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The 40 tells · Phrases · No. 28

"We've got you covered": why it reads as machine-written

Flagged "We've got you covered"

"We've got you covered" is a cheerful promise with no edges. Covered for what, up to how much, and for how long? Insurance companies at least say.

It is also one of the most common sign-off lines in machine-written copy, which makes it read as filler.

Before

From small repairs to full renovations, we've got you covered.

After

Small repairs from one hour, renovations up to a full kitchen. Every job has a one-year warranty on labour.

The fix

Say what is covered, and up to how much.

What the checker matches

A pattern match. In plain terms: "we've got you covered".

\b(we'?ve|we have|i'?ve) got you covered\b

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